"Someone asked me if I support the protests going on in LA. I 100% do. Please—keep going. Burn down your own backyard if you must.

You know why? Because this—this right here—is the greatest campaign ad the other side never had to pay for.

Y’all motherfuckers out there in Los Angeles are throwing a full-blown tantrum like you just crawled out the Rio Grande, screaming 'Death to America'—in a country that gave you the fucking freedom to say that shit.

You were born at Casa Primerante in Burbank. Stop it. You ain’t El Chapo—you’re Chris from Pasadena. You’re not cartel-born. You’re Target-born with a Costco membership by age five.

Half of y’all protesting ain’t even Mexican-Mexican. You’re American with Mexican heritage—and a tattoo of the Virgin Mary you got on a Vegas bender.

Don’t get it twisted—I respect the heritage. But flying a foreign flag while shitting on the country that gave you the freedom to do it? That ain’t pride.

You don’t even go to Mexico unless it’s for spring break—and you couldn’t coon with the passport you got from the U.S. government. And you won’t go live there. Why?

’Cause you like your DoorDash. Your 7-Elevens. Your air conditioning. And your freedom to scream dumb shit without a cartel rolling up on your motherfucking ass.

Let’s be honest—ain’t nobody screaming 'Death to Mexico' while flying an American flag through Guadalajara. You know why?

’Cause that’s how you end up in a back alley starring in Cartel TikTok Season 3.

Meanwhile, the rest of America’s just watching—y’all blocking freeways during rush hour, destroying businesses, wearing $300 Jordans, screaming about injustice… in the city with the most social programs and diversity hires in the whole damn country.

Y’all are the political version of throwing a Molotov cocktail at a Prius ’cause you’re mad about gas prices.

So listen, I’m not mad you’re passionate. I’m mad you’re dumb.

And your dumb-ass behavior is helping the other side more than a Trump rally in Texas with free brisket.

Every time y’all riot, loot, and tear up your own shit, you’re just birthing another red voter.

So yeah, I support the protest.

Keep fucking going.

Keep flying flags of countries you ain’t got the balls to move to.

And keep shitting on the system that literally gives you the right to shit on it."